pretty UGLY

What do you do, when you are such a bad singer, that no one will sign you? Well if you are Paris Hilton, you screw those nasty record labels and set up your own.

Paris Hilton, has named her record label, Heiress. The only thing that can attribute the ridiculous star is that she possessed some type of irony.

She has been a singer, actress, pornstar, perfumer, designer, prison inmate, clothes horse and spokeswoman for tanorexia, leaving us guessing, to what she will come up with next.

She may have scored in the genetics and finance departments, but it looks like she sure didnt get any talent inheritance.

Just as well you dont need it nowadays.

Paris Hilton needs to sack her stylist.

Only Dita Von Teese can get away with PVC, even then thats at quite a stretch. Paris Hilton hit up Ceasars Palace at Las Vegas, showing off a new look. We arent quite sure if its some kind of cat woman homage or a pussy cat dolls one.

The dress isnt so bad - but what the hell with the leg and hat accessories?

We are sure PVC fetishists everywhere will be loving it.

We dont really like publishing people who are famous for being fame whores.....but here's a pictures that really says a thousand words.

Wonder what these two were talking about when they met?

They probably werent talking about anything. Each using the other as a photo accessory.

Cute.

We are loving Jordans new look (brunettes are better than blondes). Personally, she looks twice as good as Paris.

Doesnt Paris know that the flapper look is sooo last year darlink?

We have two questions for you

a) Which one has the most plastic inside their bodies?
b) Which is more orange?